a mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked in the doorway.
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked?" asks the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress, she replied.
"Love dress? You are naked!" says the mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy, and he makes me happy. I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home any minute."
Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mothr-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the 'love dress' and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.
Finally the toyota pulled into the driveway, and she took her place by the door.
2007-06-16 09:48:44 · 18 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Maybe you should iron it first," he said.
2007-06-16 09:50:16 · update #1
hehehe
old skin
that was mean of him
i dont know about you,, but i wouldnt be wearing that thing for him any more
star
2007-06-16 10:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 10:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it!!! I also have a humorous tale too... A pregnant Irish female from Dublin is in touch in a automobile accident and falls right into a deep coma. Asleep for practically 6 months, whilst she wakes up she sees that she is not any longer pregnant and frantically asks the physician approximately her toddler. The physician replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a woman. Your Uncle from Cork got here in and named them." the lady thinks to herself, "Oh No, no longer my Uncle... he's an nutcase!" She asks the physician,” nicely, what's the lady's call?" "Denise." "Wow, that isn't a foul call, i like it! what's the boy's call?" "Denephew." Haha!! i like this humorous tale, too...
2016-10-17 11:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by finkle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Nice joke> ☺
2007-06-16 10:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by asianprincess21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck lol that was funny.
2007-06-16 09:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by Yvonne Cesaro 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it a looong time ago!!!
still very funny!!
star4u
2007-06-16 09:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by enchantress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. lets hope old age is kind to us all
2007-06-16 09:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2007-06-16 10:11:22 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe heard it before,but it's still very funny. :P
2007-06-16 09:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!~LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's funny
and yes i am going to give you a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-16 10:04:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋