A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. Why, that's amazing! the doctor says. Did you follow my instructions?
The blonde nods. I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day. From hunger, you mean? asked the doctor. No, from skipping!
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2007-06-16 09:48:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another joke that I will never forget: a girl said to her mother, "Our neighbor's son's penis is like a pea-nut!" Her mother exclaimed, "Is it that so small?" "No", the girl replied, "It's so salty!"
2007-06-16 09:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was hilarious
you seriously got some great blonde jokes
here have another star
and as always keep em comin
2007-06-16 16:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 17:12:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me two try's but I get it!
2007-06-16 17:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by jen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry couldn't get the point
try again later
2007-06-16 16:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
SO FUNNY!
2007-06-16 17:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by vanessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋