The loss of engines
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left".
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left".
An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left".
One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day".
2007-06-16 09:31:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
that's really good and funny
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-16 09:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hows that a humorous tale....a pissed blonde think of her boyfreind is cheating on her she buys a gun bypass to his aparment see him cheating on a crimson head so she factors a gun on the crimson head her boyfreinds trys to cajole her to no longer shoot and the blonde then threatens him after the dying of a crimson head now permit me answer your question with an different question....have been's da humor
2016-10-17 11:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by finkle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard it before! You still get a star Sweetie!
2007-06-16 10:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 10:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old polish joke - the blondes stole it
2007-06-16 09:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by mikeleibo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before.
2007-06-16 09:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by I <3 My Hamster Smokey! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
keep up the jokes too. very good
2007-06-16 09:35:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but its still funny!
2007-06-16 09:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♣ Adriana ♣ 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny ☻
2007-06-16 09:38:15 · answer #9 · answered by ashattack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty good.
2007-06-16 09:34:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋