Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you!"
"I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my mates and don't give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules......any comments?"
His new bride matter of factly says, "No, that's fine by me. Just understand one thing........there will be sex at seven o'clock every night - whether you're HOME or not!"
2007-06-16 09:06:19 · 17 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-16 09:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Savage. i like deadly, yet Randy Savage replaced into between the biggest stars interior the historical past of expert wrestling. He replaced into an icon. He replaced into The Rock of the Hogan era, yet seeing as Macho guy got here first it may be greater ideal to declare that The Rock replaced into the Randy Savage of the attitude era.
2016-09-27 22:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by suero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trouble sleeping
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists’ office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
2007-06-17 20:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 10:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a keeper
2007-06-16 09:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by King of Biscuits 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'et tu brute'
'gratias tibi ago!'
God created 'man'. HER first mistake?
2007-06-16 09:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy freakin’ Crap! That was a Scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMFAO!!!
2007-06-16 09:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe its star time
l think you can do better though
2007-06-16 12:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great
2007-06-16 09:13:21 · answer #9 · answered by Roxxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one lol
2007-06-16 09:11:36 · answer #10 · answered by capcave2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋