The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage.
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona ,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
2007-06-16 08:57:12 · 22 answers · asked by sheriff fatman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
your cool =)
2007-06-20 02:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by vanessa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
secret long happy marriage
2016-02-02 03:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by Dexter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a really funny story to me...it means you better watch your...
I thinks its don't stop believing and never give up on each other. Find the same values again that you liked about that person in the first place...Its still there and no the grass is not greener elsewhere.
2007-06-16 09:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by lcs_hs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great lol i was gonna say the secret to a happy marrige is seperate houses
2007-06-16 09:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by Roxxie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 11:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-17 03:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! I had to read it 2 times to get it.....funny! a STAR for you! ♥
2007-06-16 09:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by asianprincess21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely joke! Here's a well deserved star!
2007-06-16 09:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
that's pretty FUNNY
have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-16 09:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow very funny that is a new one for me ! Obediance ! ! !
2007-06-16 09:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by lonewolf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋