What about another one of Little John?

Question

In the urbanism and moral class the teacher asks "If you are in a fine dining with a lady and you need to go to the bathroom, How do you do it in a proper way? Let see Carl, What would you say?" "I got it go to pee" he says. "Very wrong" The teacher says, "Let see Charles, And you?" Excuse me one second, but I have to go to the bathroom and I'll be back right away." says Charles. "A lot better, but the word 'bathroom' shouldn't be use in the dining table." "Let see Little John, and please, this time don't say a barbarism this." After thinking for a while Little John says "Excuse me my darling, but I have to go to salute a close friend of mine, whith whom, hopefully, I'll introduce you with after diner."

What a nice manners.

Answer 1

LOL! i havnt heard that one be4! lmao!

here's a couple of my own:
One day Little Johnny was on the school bus and he was sitting right behind the bus driver and he was saying to himself, "If my daddy was a lion and my mommy was a lion then I would be a baby lion." He kept on talking to himself like this.
After 10 minutes of this, the bus driver had enough of it and said, "What would happen if your daddy was a drunk and your mommy was a wh*re?" Little Johnny replied, "Then I would be a bus driver."
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The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him. Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only "fasten 8."

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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln." The teacher said "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny was MAD that Susie had answered the question first.

The teacher asked another question, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny was even madder than before.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John F.Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny was BOILING mad that he had not been able to answer to any of the questions.

Then the teacher turned her back and Johnny said, "I wish these b*tches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turned around and asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"

Answer 2

I'd take her to the bathroom with me. Some have locks on the door for a reason (wink wink)

Answer 3

LOL!!!!!!!
that's really funny
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin

Answer 4

And then the teacher fainted..lol...

Answer 5

☺ lol thats funny.

Answer 6

yeah

Answer 7

haha iget it....it took me awhile but i get it! lol

Answer 8

DUDE he peed from the DIVING BOARD

Answer 9

lol