Old Bert was living in a retirement home and he met Betty who he fancied a bit, so he chats her up and eventually get's her back to his room where they get jiggy on the sofa. Betty tries to explain that she has a medical problem a touch of arthritis "That's OK " he says "as long as it's not a heart condition .Bert decides he's going to go south and while he's there he find's there's the most disgusting smell he's ever smelled but he carries on as his taste buds ain't what they used to be.When he comes up he mentioned the smell and she say's "I tried to explain, I have arthritis in my shoulder and I can't wipe my @rse."
2007-06-16 07:53:00 · 6 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wouldn't bert have got the waft before that
doesn't bear thinking about
eeeewwwwww
2007-06-16 08:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 17:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There ends a s****y tale. Yuk!
2007-06-16 15:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!!!!
2007-06-16 15:03:17 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i refer you to my previous answer!
2007-06-16 14:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no star this time, you can do better
2007-06-16 15:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋