It's got lots of benefits, endless naughtiness, free central heating.
2007-06-16 07:51:53 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm all for it!! I agree with you. Definately something to think about!! I'm a total naughty girl :) Where do I get an application?
2007-06-16 08:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by AMANDA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd consider it but since I don't believe in satan, I guess I can't work for something that I don't feel exists. I live in Arizona where I already get way too much heat. I don't need more of that! Endless naughtiness can be had without a career with satan too.
2007-06-16 07:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by amyaz_98 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How long have you been sleeping? You do not seem to get it. Satan's business conglomeration have been global eversince. Who owns the cities where gambling. prostitutions and pornographies are made legal? Do you think they are not controlled by all sorts of criminal syndicates? Who do you think are enjoying the flow of money around the world? Are they not drug, human, gold and diamond smugglers? We even call them Lords.
Do you honestly believe that our world sports events like boxing, baseball, football, basketball and soccer are not controlled by gambling operators? Do you think your churches is not being operated by your idol? Even the world of entertainments and informations is not without Satan's touch. Do you know how much those many writers earn from misinformations and deceits? Why is war lingering and hard to resolve? Do you not know that it is a multibillion dollar nation's business? Wake up my friend, the business that belongs to God are simple and few and oftentimes unpopular these days.
2007-06-16 08:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot actually already are. When a rapper misuses the name of God or Jesus, he/she is working for Satan. When a sexy actress puts lustful thoughts in a married man's heart, she is working for Satan. If a teacher teaches a child contrary to God's Word, that teacher is working for Satan. When a president/prime minister orders the killing of people, he/she is working for Satan. The benefits are not eternal.
2007-06-16 08:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by Blodeuedd 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why Work for Some one Who "HATES" You? Your Benefit Is A Burning "Hell" With Him. HIS JOB HERE ON EARTH IS TO KILL YOU, STEAL FROM YOU, And DESTROY YOU. Is That Really What You Want? I Don't Think So. You think about It, And Let God Open Your Eyes, and Come into Your Heart. YOU CAN WIN A VICTORY OVER SATAN TODAY! Bottom Line>" YOUR Choice"
2007-06-16 08:05:05 · answer #5 · answered by minnetta c 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can see you are not really into this Satan business, you are just a glee boy, there are more people working for Satan that you might think, you got no a clue
2007-06-16 08:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by class4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those aren't very good benefits, my current job offers insurance, dental and medical, incentive plan, and I have free air conditioning and heat. The answer is most definately no, unless your life is not worth much to you.
2007-06-16 07:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by dooder 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satan is actually an angel, he was cast out of Heaven because of his sin, he wanted to take God's place, he was next to God, but he wanted more, you see, sin is basicly selfishness. His name was actually Lucifer before. But because of his sin, that even caused a war in Heaven. Now I don't know how that war was like. But God is love,he tried to get Lucifer back, through love, but Lucifer resisted. And thats how Lucifer became Satan and lost his place next to God in heaven. God STILL loves you.
Please have a look at this website: http://www.amazingfacts.org/
God bless you!
2007-06-16 08:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by Dark Shadow64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm.... Is there a 401K? What's the copay on the dental plan? How about salary? Can I be one of the people who buries fossils to try to trick christians? =)
2007-06-16 07:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I worked for the post office for 20 years. Close enough?
2007-06-16 08:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋