I want to send someone a lot of toilet paper as a present....?

Question

with a note that says "Because you're such a huge asshole."

What do you guys think about this idea? I think it's really good, because he'll be offended, but he can still use the TP

Answer 1

This is the best idea I 've ever heard.

Answer 2

If you really don't like the person, why spend the money? I would be too damn cheap to do something like that.

If you actually do it, be sure to get toilet paper that is rough and tough. The kind that is available in eastern Europe would be sufficient. It isn't really all white in color, it is a white that is heavily tinted in gray. You know, the stuff that is made from recycled newspapers. Most toilet paper manufacturers in the United States actually bleach the toilet paper to give it a whiter color. It is not always that way in foreign countries.

Answer 3

I believe you actually have feelings for this person. It took a lot of thought, preperation and expense to make this happen. Why waste the time on revenge; are you that bored, lonely, hateful, or insecure? Great idea, and it's funny. It's one to pass around, but it's not appropriate; revenge never is. Respect yourself, don't drag yourself to the level of the person who did you wrong. In simple terms: get a life, and grow up.

Answer 4

Make sure that you buy the cheapest, scratchiest, most abrasive kind you can find. I think that this is a clever idea.

There are companies that send dead flowers, by the way. My sister sent her own smelly dead flowers once.

Answer 5

Seems like a lot of fuss and bother for someone you don't like. Think about it, you have wrap it, box it, and ship it. Is this "joke" worth the time and money?

Answer 6

I think it GREAT ! it makes a point without being down right nasty

Answer 7

And he will think of you every time he uses it.
Peace.