He is on the first floor and there is a fire spreading up from the ground floor.The firemen are on the street holding a tarpaulin sheet for him to jump into.
"Jump...we'll catch you."...said the fireman.
"I don't trust you lot, you don't like us Irishmen, when I'm halfway down you'll pull the sheet away like a bullfighter."said Paddy and runs up to the second floor.
"Jump" said the fireman.
"No !" said Paddy and runs to the 3rd and final floor.
"Jump" said the fireman.."There's no-where else to run."
"I still don't trust you lot.." said Paddy..."When I'm on the way down you'll whip away the sheet...you put that sheet on the ground...THEN I'll jump.!"
2007-06-16 05:45:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Richard, his name isn't Murphy by any chance??
2007-06-16 05:57:35 · update #1
I'm from Southwestern Pa. and that would be a Polish joke. I'm of Polish desent so they are funny to me.
Where does the Polish person hide all their valuables?
2007-06-16 05:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddys sence fo humour was really good.
2007-06-22 04:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ismat Razvi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, it should be Tony Blair though talk to the EU
2007-06-23 11:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope jokes like this continue tonight because this is the second one tonight that i have enjoyed!
2007-06-22 16:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don,t you just love Paddy,s logic.!
2007-06-20 11:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, poor Firemen, and poor paddy!
This is so funny!
:)
2007-06-21 09:52:50 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
apparently no damage done, landed on his head, lol, 9 / 10.
2007-06-18 08:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao babe your great keep em coming !! mwah x a kiss for that 1 aswell ! you have some great 1s thanks for the laugh !;0)
2007-06-21 08:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a while but lol
2007-06-24 12:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-06-16 12:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by desy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋