She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”
2007-06-16 04:43:57 · 15 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you really like that joke don't you hun?
i'm sure you put that as an answer to my joke
well, i'll have to give you a star
2007-06-16 05:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/10
2007-06-16 04:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! That's good!
She had been making love & giving birth so many times, her legs were hardly closed!
Very good!
:)
2007-06-21 02:42:50 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh hahah this is hilarious. but well she certainly had a great life with her legs apart yes? hahaha :x
2007-06-20 19:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Good one! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-18 17:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's pretty funny
2007-06-16 04:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by StAr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very good
2007-06-16 05:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by Suzii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :)
7/10
2007-06-16 04:48:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Damn neat.
heard it but its still very very funny.
*starring it*
2007-06-16 05:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by alien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...nic3 1
2007-06-16 05:01:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋