I personally feel that the only way these religeous bastards will make sense in lives is if aliens invade us and give us insight into the wonders of the universe. Even then, these guys would give us a bad name by insisting that aliens are bad for being intellectually superior.
They would also embarres us by trying to convert the aliens who are millions of years ahead of us and clearly realise how futile religeon is.
These aliens would show us recordings of how humanity evolved over time but the all knowing religeon would brand them has infedels and say they must be killled. The aliens would then easily overpower us and we athiests will look like idiots thansk to 'God'
Hopefully the aliens only exterminate religeous guys and spare us atheists. We could be the only ones to help them you know because according to 'God' these aliens are menaces, we however will accept aliens and i am only too willing to run away with them.
2007-06-16 01:51:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
One thing it might do is unite all earthlings...
2007-06-16 19:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by gortamor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right, get a load of this! ! Religion was once highly regarded by me, UNTIL? Who I am and where in the country I live in is erelevant but what happened to me could happen to you. I was on my way from Preston City, East Lancashire during the early hours of a normal Wednesday moring when I spotted what I thought was a massive black Kite hanging in the air. I stopped and walked towards some brush land and had a good look to see who was behind the kite. Kite, my a--e , because the nearer I got to where I thought I would find someone, I noticed the object was more metalic than anything else and making a sort of humming noise and it was then that little old me should run like Linford Christie. When I got back to the highway, the delta shaped thing shimmered and transfigured itself into a cylinder which then did vertical motion and then horizontal motion. The sky had patches of low cloud but blue. The object just went for it and the speed in which it hurtled itself was awsome. My religious beliefs were, I am afraid, destroyed. We are not on our own and the impression I gleaned from the sighting was hostile and I paced around for weeks until I told my story to the authorities and made a statement to british transport police. Alien invasion? They are already here but are we devine beings or are we mere lab rats waiting for the day when a massiah will come to pull the plugs on their experiments? I have shared this with you in good faith and it is up to you to either believe or disbelive but my question is this, what did those bozos look like and when would they be back to show their true intentions because I doubt very much that, if or when they do come in force, they will not hang about with people who possess nuclear weaponry. We are something to be dealt with because we can hold our own in any scrap of the conventional kind and we have enough thermonuclear bombs to destroy this planet many times over. Adam and Eve, fraid not, my friends. Think again and think carefully because we could one day wake up and, whether it be a god or a weird thing, we are still going to end up in deep S--T!! Sleep well campers..
2007-06-16 07:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't own a gun. I support the Second Amendment and all other individual liberties. I'm not preparing for the zom-pocalypse. If I were, I wouldn't live in a high rise in Downtown Chicago. I mean, this probably has to be the dumbest place ever to live should there be an apocalypse.
2016-05-17 07:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they would actually claim that they were satans minions. If you look about many born agains believe that aliens are demons sent to mislead man from the truth. I have also been told while growing up that the secular world will claim aliens abducted people as an explanation for the rapture.
2007-06-16 01:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Having sex with an alien, that'd be new... If they did exterminate all those religious eejits I'd make sure they got a big thank you pressie from me anyway. Or even if they probe the sh** outta them, that'd be good for a laugh too.
2007-06-16 01:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hate to brake it to you but there already here under the codename C.H.A.V you can spot these creatures that are trying to " remain incognito" by there cheap gold jewelry and there panchant for tracksuits and trainers these weird beings mainly hang around in packs they are stronger in a group they loiter in streets drinking stella and eating crisps warning if spotted you must not try to make contact they will try to take over your mind making you a mindless chav drone
2007-06-16 02:25:15 · answer #6 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too true, there must be something out there.how many biblical passages describe alien craft ??? And all the ancient civilisations with their cave drawings too. you're right mate, your right...i'm with you 100%
2007-06-16 02:13:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am Zorg from the planet Zoargon - Take me to your leader!
2007-06-16 02:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by morning star 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeh, Yeh Yeh. Dont hold your breath
2007-06-16 02:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by Gary Crant 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okey dokey, you just smoke another doobie and have a nice day.
2007-06-16 01:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by Kathryn™ 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋