A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
2007-06-16 00:07:25 · 9 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a true story. The lady in question was Liverpool Labour M P Bessie Braddock whos had a face like a bag of spanners. She was sat next to Sir Winston at a state dinner and the correct conversation was:-
"Winston, you are drunk!"
"Bessie you are ugly ....... but in the morning I shall be sober!"
2007-06-16 00:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 07:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 on 10 good work
2007-06-16 07:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by akshu2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she must be ugly, id think he'd have beer goggles on.
2007-06-16 07:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats pretty funny haha
2007-06-16 07:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!!
2007-06-16 07:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by browneyedchick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very lolll
2007-06-16 07:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-06-16 07:13:07 · answer #8 · answered by Peter P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...very true!!!lol
2007-06-16 07:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋