The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
2007-06-15 23:03:15 · 6 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! Poor driving instructor!
:)
2007-06-21 02:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some celebrities should read this a few times, and learn lessons, sothat they don't go to prison and cry! good humour, anyway!
2007-06-15 23:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
exciting, yet no longer what they're searching for. yet then there are 2 issues you in no way say to a policeman. a million. yet officer, i won't be in a position to get to my drivers licence in case you will no longer carry my beer. 2. Officer: your eyes are purple, have you ever been eating? you: officer, your eyes are glazed, have you ever been eating donuts?
2016-10-09 07:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ones! Ha Ha!
2007-06-16 00:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope they didnt get their license,
It was funny
2007-06-16 01:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good!!
2007-06-16 01:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by makemelaugh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋