There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror admiring his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over, with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to poke the penis with her cane.
2007-06-15 21:43:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
. She turned to the other little old lady and said, "There really is no justice in the world."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"
The first little old lady replied, "When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
2007-06-15 21:44:15 · update #1
Honey I see you are up to your usual high standard. Thanks for that one.
2007-06-19 01:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OmG.. Honey you are truly psychic You hit me right on the money but not the sand part .Ido like to sun bath nude
but I do have modesty I do it in private. I am a health an body freak and it makes me feel healthy .I forgot to tell you I am also mental..() kidding) I will quit I don`t want to inflame your fan base
Your Devoted Fan
2007-06-15 21:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah this is a classic....right here is my known parrot shaggy dog tale.. female went to a puppy keep & at cutting-edge observed a huge, suitable parrot. there develop into a demonstration on the cage that stated $50.00, which looked rather low-priced. "Why so little," she asked the puppy keep proprietor. the owner regarded at her heavily and stated, "seem, I might desire to allow you be attentive to first that this chicken used to stay in a house of Prostitution and now and lower back it says some enormously vulgar stuff." the female concept approximately this, yet desperate she had to have the chicken besides. She took it domicile and hung the chicken's cage up in her front room and waited for it to declare something. The chicken regarded around the room, then at her, and stated, "New domicile, new madam." the female develop right into slightly stunned on the implication, yet then chanced on it style of a chuckle. whilst her 2 teenage daughters back from college, the chicken observed them enter and stated, "New domicile, new madam, new chicks." the girls and the female have been slightly indignant yet then began to chuckle with regards to the region pondering how and the place the parrot were raised. Moments later, the female's husband got here domicile from artwork. The chicken regarded at him and stated, "hi, Thomas!"
2016-10-09 07:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just read the same joke posted by Fidgety Fingers.
2007-06-15 21:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Very funny joke. Have another star.
2007-06-15 22:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, still amusing though
2007-06-16 01:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by Stooky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah you're right, I heard this one yesterday.
2007-06-15 21:46:16 · answer #7 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha! Wow! How i wish i am one of those little old ladies.
:)
2007-06-15 21:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Kay 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-06-15 22:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by sweeTie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i haven't heard that one cheers
2007-06-15 21:48:58 · answer #10 · answered by mizzmamma 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋