I have had like 7 Jager Bombs and I still feel more coherent than some the people who post these stupid questions like "atheist have no morals"
LOL and check this out I cant walk worth a damn but can still spell atheist.
2007-06-15 19:41:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey Brett darling! I see your first in line to try and make this make sense to me!!
I love you!
And thats not just the Jager talking either.
2007-06-15 19:45:36 · update #1
Sorry to tell ya...it'll never happen. By the time they start making sense, you've hit that magical drunk point where your pants are still on, but you have no idea what happened to your underwear.
2007-06-15 19:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the opening of the "creation museum" in Kansas that depicts scenes of men and dinosaurs living together?
No, that wasn't a joke, it's real. Do an online search if your fingers still work after all those drinks. I don't think there's enough alcohol in the world to make people understand fundamentalist points of view if they don't share fundamentalists' seemingly endless capacity for that kind of belief. Who knows, maybe they're better off being able to believe that.
Fundamentalist morals are fine and dandy until they tell other people how to live. That's when they stop making sense, if you ask me.
2007-06-16 02:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by megan_of_the_swamp 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Multiply the amount you have consumes by 10 drink then they will either make sense or you will be dead..
Walking is over rated I prefer crawling oozing when drunk it give the proper visual to compliment the feeling inside...
2007-06-16 02:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Science has shown you need at least 12 bottles of fine French Champagne over a two hour period - but that's for two... You can either get hubs or invite me over like the last time. ;-) ... Love Thrown Back At'cha Queens! XXXOOO
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2007-06-16 02:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Being drunk will not work, you'll have to take one step further and eat a load of magic mushrooms, thinking about it i don't think that would work either.
I think, as you seem to be sane, nothing can make you see sense in it all, apart from you becoming insane yourself but you seem to be doing fine to me.
No morals, they have no idea
2007-06-16 03:13:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 beers and a shot of Patron for me, nope...nothing, no sense from the fundies. Ah hell, it's Friday. I'll keep trying and get back to you in a couple hours.
2007-06-16 03:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course you have morals. God gave them to you when He made you. You just do not accept God's moral standard.
I know that atheists are not just bunch of drunks, but if I did not know better, that is how it looks sometimes here. The same way with Chirstians, all of us mess up sometimes.
2007-06-16 10:09:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ulrika 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jaeger bombs won't do it but I know of a wine,
that gives you a joy that is so divine.
it won't cloud you mind,
but will open your eyes to that which is sublime.
the question will not make any better sense,
but you will laugh at the question.
and thank God your not dim. (witted)
2007-06-16 12:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have to drink a lot more than that. I suggest you give up trying, because you can't drink away their stupidity, and you just end up with a worse hangover, and they are already to blame for so much.
2007-06-16 02:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Another 10 shots of JD should just about do it sweetie!
2007-06-16 02:46:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋