Sherriff. You heard from a nosey neihbor that they have a large stash of guns and ammo. Everyone in the area is sick and tired of both of them arguing over cake, but try to stay out of their business, and let the sherriff do his job. You go over to them and try to talk sense to the Hatfields, but they hate eachother, and you for taking the others side. Then all hell breaks out. It's your town! What do you do?
2007-06-15 19:17:22 · 5 answers · asked by KJ 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Start Shootin Back
2007-06-15 19:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by JimBob from 'Bama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed them both so much cake that they become lethargic. Then appoint the deputy sheriff to keep making cake and force feeding them until they are so fat they cannot move. Sure it will take months, but it will be worth it when you get in the guiness book of world records for fattest enemies.
2007-06-16 02:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As an aconfectionist, the concept of cake is illogical to me.
2007-06-16 02:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by DoctorScurvy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill 'em all and let god sort them out.
2007-06-16 02:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by janicajayne 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
shoot all the inbred southern fcks
2007-06-16 02:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋