...to give Quetzalcoatl a chance?
2007-06-15 19:12:06 · 15 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
2007-06-15 19:19:50 · update #1
I'll take that as a compliment, Tom B :) Thanks!
2007-06-15 19:21:57 · update #2
Thanks, ZER0 C00L!!
2007-06-15 19:26:14 · update #3
I'm almost literally rolling on the floor laughing, Lady Morgana!! May Quetzalcoatl deeply and richly bless you, lmao!
2007-06-15 19:36:07 · update #4
I gave him more than a chance and now I am expecting his chick. What do I tell my husband when I lay an egg????? That I was impregnated by a holy Quetzalcoatl!!!!! He'll say that story didn't fly the first time! Wait a second, pant...pant...
AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH, here it comes! I'm pushing, pushing....quaaaaaaack!
2007-06-15 19:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do you assume I didn't give the Aztec benefactor god a chance?
Maybe I did....
Maybe I climbed to the top of the Pyramid of the Sun with Jim Morrison (Mr MoJo Risin/ The Lizard King) and gave Quetzalcoatl a chance...
2007-06-16 02:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he is as fake as any of the other fantasy super beings some people seem to need as a crutch to support them instead of having the intestinal fortitude to take responsibility for their own lives and happiness.
2007-06-16 02:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by Nodality 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Cate F. Thor Rocks!
2007-06-16 02:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by Robot Devil 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because Zeus told me he'd shove a lightning bolt up my @rse if I believed in him, and that was enough for me.
2007-06-16 02:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I think anything in the lizard snake family is gross.
2007-06-16 02:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quitacotti who? Maybe if I knew what it was I'd try it...guess I need educated....
2007-06-16 02:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by luggage3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm placing more attention on Tecciztecatl.
2007-06-16 02:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I can't even pronounce it
2007-06-16 02:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by rosbif 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No one could ever understand the true nature of Quetzalcoatl.
If he/she/it/they exist(s). lol
2007-06-16 02:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by lilith 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋