sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
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2
Wife: "Why can't my mother move in with us?"
Husband: "Because the Bible says I can't!"
Wife: "Show me where it says that!"
Husband: "Right here, see. No man can serve two masters!"
2007-06-15 16:14:32 · 8 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just to confuse things I gave You a star.
2007-06-15 16:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one, the second one's not that good... well 7/10 overall
2007-06-15 23:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is ok i guess. But the second one is kinda bad
sorry man,
-Kirby
2007-06-15 23:20:44 · answer #3 · answered by Kirby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one's really funny
2007-06-16 02:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by conicat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok types
keep trying
regards
2007-06-15 23:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. :D
2007-06-15 23:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by [ღ] Rashelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. ok la..
2. sorry..
2007-06-15 23:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by louis o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo funny!!
2007-06-15 23:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by steeler_chic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋