Today I was at the county fair. I bought an corn dog, which I quickly ate. I felt queasy, which was hastily perpetuated by the root-beer float i downed to try to calm my stomach.
I felt extremely nauseated, so I dashed into a men's bathroom and vomited. But it went horribly wrong.
I kept vomiting and vomiting an endless stream.
for 30 seconds straight. which led into a minute then five minutes, then thirty...
after a while it was an hour. my wife was wondering what was going on in there. i was continually vomiting without end. I had no choice but to run out onto the pavement, spewing a vomit trail behind me, as I yelled "HELP! EMERGENCY!" while still heaving the contents of my body. no one would come near me, not even the EMT's
after seven hours of straight vomiting, i finally collapsed. the entire fairground was knee-deep. they closed down the kiddie rides. it was horrible. people everywhere were slipping and falling in the greenish muck.
any ideas on what happened?
2007-06-15 15:36:37 · 8 answers · asked by simon ritchie 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
I'll second that vivid imagination!!!
2007-06-15 15:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by Leslie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i may be 14 but i do plan to be a doctor and i do lots of research on medicine but if You ask me it sounds like a serious issue that needs attention very soon. Perhaps it was the Root Beer that irritated the vomiting and made you keep on going and going. It sounds abnormal ive never heard of such a thing that it sounds like it would happen in a stephen king movie but go get medical attention soon for your own health. Good luck and please tell me what the doctors say as it will help me in the future hopefully its nothing fatal but take care :) email is Rbx174@yahoo.com
2007-06-15 22:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by Rbx174 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure if this is a serious question but,
You have the BEST immagination and way with words.
I have never heard a vommiting story so eliquently told.
i have been nursing for 6 years, and i've never known vomit to be such an interesting story.
If this really happened, i am sorry for you that you were so sick, but my husband and i got the laugh we had been needing all day. thanks so much, and if this is really true you can contact me for further advice or if you just have another extremely funny story to tell
2007-06-15 22:48:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good idea for an original screen play.
2007-06-15 23:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a vivid imagination!
2007-06-15 22:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by randadell 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stop eating fairground food
2007-06-15 22:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by ditdit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, you woke up from the dream.
2007-06-15 23:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by michael45672007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You lost weight!
2007-06-15 22:42:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋