Does he clip coupons from the Sunday paper or get them online?
2007-06-15 14:11:47 · 18 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Laptop!! Yayy!
2007-06-15 14:15:51 · update #1
I know, Suzi. I can't help it. :P
2007-06-15 14:16:57 · update #2
Jesus saves...
The rest of you take full damage.
2007-06-15 14:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 10⤊ 1⤋
Top 10 Ways Jesus Saves:
1.The environment by not putting waste in storm drains.
2.The whales.
3. Aluminum cans.
4. Blue chip stamps. (for those of you over 40).
5. By buying in bulk.
6. Gas by driving an economy car.(36MPG).\
7. A lot of time by IM instead of using Y!A.
8. Bottlecaps.
9. Water, by watering after dark.
10. Time by multitasking.
2007-06-15 21:14:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saves .... at the First Bank of America earning 3% interest on his savings and free checking for life!
2007-06-15 21:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by Kathryn™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16
2007-06-15 21:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by biggestjesusfan, † Cat P.W. † 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saves, Gretzky scores.
2007-06-15 21:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus saves, then He'd better save Himself, from the gory glory seekers, who use His name in vain.
2007-06-15 21:16:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Evangelicals are waiting for the Jews to build their temple on the Aqsa Mosque for Jesus to return, isn't that lovely?
You can't HURYY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-15 21:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
In today's world, both.
Peace, Love, and Blessings
Greenwood
2007-06-15 21:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Greenwood 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But owen scores from the rebound.
2007-06-15 21:15:14 · answer #9 · answered by Squirrel 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Zero Cool beat me to the joke.
I'll settle for:
Jesus saves, but Buddha invests.
2007-06-15 21:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by Minh 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I asked Jesus to be my savior and all I got was this +2 Light Radius Ring....
2007-06-15 21:14:56 · answer #11 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋