Or was it that Mary got physical custody and God got spiritual custody? If Mary was the custodial parent, did God get visitation every other weekend? Cuz if so, I'd be pretty pissed off. That might explain the whole patriarchal chauvinistic slant of the bible toward women.
2007-06-15 14:03:05 · 11 answers · asked by HawaiianBrian 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Even better question... since God was an absentee dad, did he pay child support?
2007-06-15 14:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Don't Try This At Home 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm - good question! Although I must submit the following
1. If the custody hearing was in NY - then Mary was granted custody since she has the vagina!
2. Even though Joseph was not the biological father, he was most likely still ordered to pay child support because they had the same hair color!
3. Since Jesus only temporarily took a job a s a carpenter, Joseph had to resume child support payments + the cost of the his living accommodations.
4. Mary got liposuction and new vette to pick up nasty men and bring them around young Jesus
2007-06-15 21:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by ForensicAccountant 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I happen to be a lawyer who specializes in Biblical law. The jury is still out on that one, I'm sorry to say.
2007-06-15 21:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by chazzychef 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think he ran off to get out of paying child support.
And that was the last time he knocked up some random chick on his vacation. From then on, he used protection.
2007-06-15 21:10:12 · answer #4 · answered by Minh 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God only has visitation rights every second weekend and he needs to be escorted by a social worker.
2007-06-15 21:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The parents of all children only get temporary custody. Mary was no different.
All life belongs to God.
2007-06-15 21:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
there are such things as miracle birth.virgin birth.
go do some research. recently a shark had a virgin birth.
2007-06-15 21:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by sylll 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Please oh please at least be mature enough to ask a serious questions. These types of questions are what causes so much hate and rudeness. Christians get offended and lash out then atheists lash out back to them and it just continues in a vicious cycle. When such ignorant questions are asked then those of us who have a serious question get bombarded with rudeness in return.
2007-06-15 21:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
You are what we call here in the mtns. a freakin igit.
2007-06-15 21:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Job1000 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I LOVE YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!
2007-06-15 21:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by Sniper 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋