2007-06-15 13:47:27 · 15 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I plan on looking real busy.
2007-06-15 13:51:09 · answer #1 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well if Jesus would arrive, on the clouds of heaven, with the sound of trumpet blasts and all, like the Bible says, then I would say, "Whoa, I guess the Bible WAS right!" And I would be excited to see how the events unfolded. I would hope I could get to talk to him to hear his own version of the way things went, and to hear from him himself what he actually taught and believed.
2007-06-15 20:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus sets up His kingdom on earth, the believers and the saints will be on earth with Him. After 1,000 years, the non believers and people that died without believing in Him will go into the everlasting pit of Hell with Satan. The believers and saints will then go to Heaven.
2007-06-15 20:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by Mary G 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Party like it's 1999
2007-06-15 20:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Watch CNN for 5 hours
2007-06-15 20:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by uiop b 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That would be about the day I paint my face like Braveheart and cry "Freedom!" and gather the scattered people and make our stand.
Better to die on our feet than live on our knees.
2007-06-15 20:59:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check myself into an insane asylum because 2000 year old dead guys can't come back to life.
2007-06-15 20:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by Dark-River 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wait they have to destroy the Aqsa Firt and build the temple then we can talk about jesus,
YOU CAN"T HURRY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-15 20:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ill get all excited and tell everyone that his here :)
2007-06-16 11:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if the delay means he was flying US Airways.......worst airline ever........so how is he coming? oh wait I know god will knock up another mans wife again.....
2007-06-16 11:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋