Jim and his wife had just driven in to the supermarket car park when their car broke down.
Jim told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. His wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. :(
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband Jim, who was idly standing by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead and the smile wiped off his face.
2007-06-15 13:43:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry Fidget he actually needed a hernia operation and 10 stitches ( you haven't met my good lady yet ).
2007-06-15 13:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't really get the point, but it's a similar reference to the Sears Catalog many years ago.
2007-06-15 13:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by curious george 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!" (Myron Cohen)
2007-06-15 13:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm, must get a job as a Mechanic, sounds fun.
2007-06-15 15:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-06-15 21:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good when it was the plumber under the sink. I still laughed.
2007-06-15 13:47:27 · answer #6 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh girl, you've made me cry with laughter at that one!
Have 100 stars, LMAO ROTF!!!
2007-06-15 22:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-15 13:51:40 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG.A case of mistaken identity fidgety.
That reminds me i must get my nuts adjusted.
On my car!
2007-06-16 02:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.....
2007-06-15 13:59:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋