Meanwhile, Donald sits on the edge of the bed, eagerly anticipating a night of passion.
At long last, Daisy emerges from the bathroom and joins Donald on the bed. Inflamed with passion, Donald leaps on his new bride.
"Hang on, says Daisy, do you have a condom?"
"No, replies Donald, didn't think I needed one."
"Well you'd better get one, because we're not doing it without, Daisy retorts."
"Where will I get one at this time of night, moans Donald?"
"Try the reception downstairs, suggests Daisy, coldly."
Muttering to himself, Donald waddles downstairs to the reception and says to the young lady at the desk,
"This is a bit embarrassing, but do you have such a thing as a condom?"
"Certainly sir, she replies, we keep a stock for just such emergencies."
She produces the desired item and hands it to Donald.
As he is walking off, the girl calls,
"Excuse me sir, but would you like me to put it on your bill?"
"What kind of duck do you think I am?" rasps Donald
2007-06-15 13:22:40 · 16 answers · asked by trasosmontes 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To prophet 4000.
A duck's 'beak' is known as it's 'bill'.
2007-06-15 14:38:19 · update #1
ha ha i like that one kudos to you
2007-06-15 13:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Birthday: April 14! Watermelon Or Strawberries!? Strawberries Scream 4 Or Thor!? Neither... Lasagna Or Ravioli? Ravioli :) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: section 2 Or Transformers: dark of the Moon!? HARRY POTTER! Pineapple Juice Or Apple Juice!? Pineapple Disneyland Or Disney international? Disney international Day Or night? Day Mickey & Minnie Mouse Or Donald & Daisy Duck!? Donald and Daisy Duck :D
2016-10-17 10:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by loy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-15 13:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daisy And Donald Duck Married
2017-02-27 09:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Cant give you a star, apparently reached my daily limit!
2007-06-15 22:00:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
peking duck
2007-06-15 13:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.. I guess
2007-06-15 14:42:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-06-15 13:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by collegegyrl06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-06-15 13:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quack, quack, quack
2007-06-15 13:27:04 · answer #10 · answered by PuckDat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋