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a teacher was trying to teach the children that God isn't real. she asked a little boy:
TEACHER: tom do u see that tree over there?
TOM: ya
TEACHER: tom do u see the sky?
TOM: ya
TEACHER: do u see God?
TOM: no
TEACHER: thats my point, u don't see him b/c he isn't there or any where!

GIRL: tom do u see that tree?
TOM: ya
GIRL: do u see the teacher?
TOM: ya
GIRL: do u see her brain?
TOM: no
GIRL: than what we were tought 2day she doesn't have one!
"4 WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" 2nd Corinthians 5:7

2007-06-15 12:54:11 · 20 answers · asked by Jesse'sGirl:) 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

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2007-06-15 13:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by eddylim777 2 · 0 1

If Tom were to split that teacher's skull open with a razor sharp axe, he would see her brain. And then the Girl would be wrong and look like an idiot in front of everyone.

2007-06-15 20:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by chazzychef 4 · 1 0

Did they actually use the number 4 rather then spelled out the word For in the bible.

I thought that christianity was supposed to be a religion of tolerance and 'judge not lest ye be judged', 'he who hath not sinned may caste the first stone'.

And I'm sorry, what was your question?

2007-06-15 19:59:17 · answer #3 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 2 0

Acts 1 verse 20.

2007-06-15 19:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by djfjedi1976 3 · 0 2

Thank you for sharing the story. Now, I offer you the challenge to consider why it is 'Christian' rather then Buddhist, Muslim, Hebrew, Hindu, or any other faith that you see reflected in that tale? Blessings...

2007-06-15 20:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by Stevie 3 · 2 0

Ya.. except we have seen people's brains... I don't have to see something each and every time to know it exists.. but once would be nice.

2007-06-15 20:04:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You do realize that teachers are not allowed to promote either religion or non-religion in the public schools.

2007-06-15 19:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 7 0

god my insides are pouring out I'm laughing so hard. not.

A child should never disrespect their teacher.

2007-06-15 19:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

What is this national Let's make fun of Atheists day? Hardy har har real funny.

2007-06-15 19:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

but there is a brain if you cut her head open u wuld see it but u cant see god no mater how hard u look!!!

2007-06-15 19:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

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