A buisnessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar and orders a double vodka on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket then he orders the bartender to prepare another double vodka. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring him another double vodka.
The bartender says, "Look buddy, I`ll bring ya` vodkas all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.?"
The customer replies, "Im peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then i know its time to go home.!!"
2007-06-15 12:51:18 · 21 answers · asked by ruthiebaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good - Tell me another one..!!..xx
2007-06-15 12:54:59 · answer #1 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-06-15 13:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice 1
2007-06-15 13:01:15 · answer #3 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-15 13:09:30 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marriage sucks.
2007-06-15 12:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by Infromthestorm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all Ruth, have a star!
Any more like that?
2007-06-15 12:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaahhhhhh Good one. I liked that one.
2007-06-15 13:00:46 · answer #7 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor man, good joke!
2007-06-15 22:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thanks that was a really good one, must tell my vicar he will love it, but I will probably get thumped by his wife.
2007-06-15 12:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good bye my friend sleep tight
2007-06-15 13:03:24 · answer #10 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋