How come there aren't any primordial, swimming soup monkeys answering my stupid yahoo questions?
Kallan, this one is for you.
2007-06-15 12:31:25 · 13 answers · asked by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That question just made me hungry. Mmmm ... monkey soup ...
2007-06-15 12:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by square 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There /are/.
We call 'em trolls where I'm from.
In seriousness, the answer would probably be because those soup monkeys have not yet evolved far enough to be able to use a computer, access the internet, find Yahoo! Answers and take interest in your question.
2007-06-15 12:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by Diavola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you email Kallan with your dumb questions?
But I'll answer it anyway;
Primordial Soup Monkeys haven't learned to use a keyboard yet.
2007-06-15 12:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by Perky_gurl 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What I've always wondered about primordial soup was was it a chowder, or more like a minestrone? What wine do you think would go well with primordial soup?
2007-06-15 12:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by The Oldest Man In The World 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Better ask the Reincarnationists in the life of a Hindu. One reason they may give is that human have evolve 8 million times from the smallest and tiniest atom you can find. I hope your question is a serious one and not a thing to mock someone else. Your question is not stupid if you do not consider the answerer stupid also.
2016-04-01 09:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually there are some primordial, swimming soup monkeys and they teach Evolution at the local high school.
Pastor Art
2007-06-15 12:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Because I ate all the soup monkeys...sorry they were sooo delicious though.
2007-06-15 12:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You didn't know that humans evolved from dirt??? No soup was used. Pops
2007-06-15 12:34:43 · answer #8 · answered by Pops 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
There are a few around
2007-06-15 12:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought there were, judging by some of the responses...
2007-06-15 12:34:14 · answer #10 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋