my favorite was when i heard my aunt say
"yay:)!! i get to give birth and change diapers too!"
(..sarcasm)
whats yours?...
2007-06-15 12:25:58 · 13 answers · asked by JulyBeetle 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Some people grin and bear it. Others smile and change it
2007-06-15 14:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Soccer<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was complaining about some sexist attitudes I'd come across lately and a friend of mine said, "You've come a long way baby" = "Mission Accomplished". I was floored.
2007-06-15 12:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by KC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Given two people, A and B, what is the shortest distance between them?
A: Humor is the shortest distance between two people.
2007-06-16 23:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you ask 5 economists, you'll get 5 different answers.
6 if one went to Harvard.
2007-06-15 20:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This quote really gets me: 'To be ignorant of the past is to remian forever a child'. Sadly I don't know who said this but it's certainly true!
2007-06-15 18:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by Quynh N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the cat is out the mice do play
2007-06-15 22:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by jobees 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don’t worry about the things you can’t control, but control the things you worry about.
2007-06-15 14:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by thinkerbelle1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't ask me questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probably make fun of you."
- Effie Kaligaris
2007-06-15 12:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by <33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude to another dude dont let your meat loaf (from the 50s)
2007-06-15 12:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Who Dat ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I am quite fond of "who poured drama queen into your oatmeal this morning?"
2007-06-15 12:37:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋