Riddle please help!?

Question

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

plz help me out
fastest correct awnser gets da points <3

Answer 1

The answer is simply "no".
That's why kindergarteners can answer it...
Look here: http://www.teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml

Although the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".

The last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)

And the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.

Good riddle!

Answer 2

Darn it riddle wait until I squeeze the come out of you pancakes like bubbles of pee as a way to make you cry whilst you comb your hair you dull icicle and i will be able to shove it up the polar bears white you already know what. No not anything up there that's for certain.

Answer 3

the answer is Not yes, no, or preasure

the answer is TIME!

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
(...and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )

Time is the answer (:

Answer 4

Arrrrrgggh. The answer is Arrrrggghhh!

Answer 5

i cant guess the riddle so the answer is no

Answer 6

no! yay i win hahaha that's a good riddle I didn't know it...

Answer 7

What? I don't get it. How is the answer "no"?

Answer 8

the answer is no.