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Football FINALLY makes sense......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right
behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked theexperience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

2007-06-15 11:54:12 · 11 answers · asked by cgpearman 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

love that joke that's the one i always port

2007-06-15 12:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0 0

This came up on UK section, but I think I get the joke - 25 cents is a quarter right?

2007-06-15 18:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 5 · 0 0

Oh..AMERICAN football...it will NEVER make sense to me.The game is on for around 5 hours (or seems like it) but the ball is only in play for around 7 minutes.They stop every 10 seconds for a group huddle or smoke or whatever.Give me real football (soccer) any day. I prefer rugby football though.

2007-06-15 19:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Hahahahah dat was funny, im goin 2 give u a star, good 1!!

2007-06-15 19:50:10 · answer #4 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0 0

Another blonde joke! LOL. Always get me.

2007-06-15 19:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by cappuccino_lava 6 · 0 0

hee hee... fffffuuuuunnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy!! im not a blonde...im a redhead but i still love blonde jokes!!

2007-06-15 19:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Red Head Chick 1 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Dumb blonde! 10!

2007-06-15 19:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

cool

2007-06-16 04:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

very funny, made me laugh.

2007-06-15 19:02:12 · answer #9 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0 0

i get it. its kinda funny

2007-06-15 18:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 0 0

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