A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
2007-06-15 11:46:30 · 10 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Don't even remind me of that! My husband shoved the fork with the piece of cake he was trying to feed me way back into my throat, it must have protruded from the back of my head like it does in the cartoons!
2007-06-15 12:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-15 11:52:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my husband says to give you a 10
2007-06-15 14:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by pepperbdl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny !
2007-06-15 13:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-06-15 11:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-06-15 11:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by Marz-2kaii8 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-15 12:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-06-15 12:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny.. thanx
2007-06-16 23:03:30 · answer #9 · answered by DeSeRt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!! : )
2007-06-15 12:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋