Blond lunch: star if it makes you giggle?

Question

A blond a brunette and a redhead are sitting at work and eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. the redhead says:
"I hate pb&j if my husband makes me one more pb&j sandwich I Jump off the empire state building."
The blond and brunette both agree that tomorrow if their husbands make them pb&js they'll jump off the empire state building. So the next day they had pb&js for lunch and they all jumped off the empire state building after writing a note explaining their deaths. At the funeral, the redhead and brunette's husbands are crying and shouting things like "If only I had known! and Why didn't she say anything?" when the blond's husband says after reading the note, "That's strange. She makes her own lunch."

blond execution:
A blond a brunette and a redhead were about to be shot by a firing squad. But they went one at a time. The redhead went first. The firer shouted "1...2...3-" then the redhead shouted "Tornado!" the firing squad ran away and the redhead ran off. Then the brunette went up. and the man shouted "1...2...3-" and the brunette shouted "flood!' and ran away just like the redhead. Now it was the blond's turn. And as she stood up there she finally realized what the redhead and brunette had done. So when the guy shouted "1...2...3-" the blond yelled "FIRE!"

Answer 1

Classic blond joke:)

Answer 2

Good ones. Funny!

Answer 3

Good ones, even though I have heard them both

Answer 4

hahaha those are the best jokes ive seen all day.

Answer 5

these r classics so funny

Answer 6

i like the second joke... the first one is ok though!
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