Proud Texan Father
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
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A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
2007-06-15 11:27:08 · 6 answers · asked by enchantress 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2007-06-15 11:27:29 · update #1
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first one was Funnt the second one was HILARIOUS
i loved them
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-15 11:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was the baby in the first one.... :D
I had heard the second one before but still pretty good....that will teach the guy to just down someone else's drink...
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2007-06-15 18:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by bernman101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love the second one!
2007-06-15 18:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by Kate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to live in Texas, thought both were funny
2007-06-15 21:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by pepperbdl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the second one was better than the first.
2007-06-15 18:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by fanatic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMBO!!! the 2nd was hilarious!!
2007-06-15 18:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by Kaity A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋