An old lady was becoming lonely, so she decides to go to the pet store and buy a companion. The clerk suggests a parrot, as they can be taught to talk.
She takes the parrot home, and tells it, "Say hello."
The parrot replies, "SHH**T!!"
The old woman is shocked and says, "If you say sh*t again i'm putting you in fridge!! Now....say 'Hello'"
"SHH***T!"
The parrot is in the fridge, shivering with cold.......
The old lady takes him out and says, "There! Maybe now you've learned your lesson! Say 'Hello' or you're going in the freezer."
"SSHH***T!"
The parrot goes into the freezer. He shivers and sqwaks, trying to keep warm. He turns around........and then everything is silent.
The old woman is kind of worried and so she takes him out.
The parrot says, "I am so sorry for the rudeness that I have shown you, dear dear master. But may I ask you one thing please......?
What did the turkey do?"
"
2007-06-15 11:06:27 · 15 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's nothing wait till it sees the leg of lamb for Sunday dinner.. LOL
2007-06-15 12:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Squawk, funny. If you are reading this, may I become "a fan" what ever that entails? As i look forward to your refreshing brand of humour when ever I get the chance.
To me you are what I consider a real' woman, one who can laugh at her sex, and take the Michael out of the opposite with fun.
Again I salute you!
2007-06-15 18:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free Paris.
2007-06-15 11:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-15 13:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was so funny don't return that parriot to the store LOL
2007-06-15 11:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another oldie but a goodie!
2007-06-15 17:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke!! xx
2007-06-15 11:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's GREAT!! I have a parrot....that is too funny!! :p
~peace~
2007-06-15 12:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by no_doubt! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me sqwak with laughter.
:-)))
2007-06-15 11:23:57 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe....
It took me a while, but when I got it... I got it...
LMAO!
2007-06-15 11:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋