Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"
"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."
2007-06-15 10:55:04 · 26 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for sharing that with us Hope.......made me laugh. Just aswell there weren't a fifth man & he worked @ 24-7!!!!!! LOL
Also note the thumbs down fairies are out tonight!! Ha!Ha!
2007-06-15 14:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by Alex 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
OK, now I'm really thankful that my workplace doesn't have anything to do with numbers! The mere thought is terrifying to me!
2007-06-15 12:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol thats thats realy funny
2007-06-16 10:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by Jonas brothers #1 fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the punchline would have been so much funnier if it simply said....i work at 7/11.
2007-06-15 11:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha that's cute. That would be a difficult job as a father...
2007-06-15 11:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by Little Miss Smiley :) 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Thanks a lot for making me smile :) How on earth can so many people be injured by photo frames???
2016-04-01 09:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ive noticed something... girls are the only people enjoying this type of jokes (no offense).
2007-06-15 11:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Pretty Good
1 star for u
2007-06-15 11:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Bilyk 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
ha ha ha
2007-06-16 10:57:54 · answer #9 · answered by marhama 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is pretty funny
and yes i am givin you a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-15 11:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋