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Joe took his blind date to the carnival.

"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early,
dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

2007-06-15 09:31:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

Honey, you really are a gem. Have another star.

2007-06-15 20:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 2 · 2 1

Buttterfingers

2016-05-21 03:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

It's freakin hilarious, but in a deeper perspective she really says "I lant to get l(eighed)" which kind of doesn't make sense, but nobody really cares huh?

2007-06-15 21:22:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

All I can say Beautiful is Some guys like me are really slow and dense We never get..,,... IT ...... TRUTH ..... LMAO

2007-06-15 22:08:51 · answer #4 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0 1

LOL HA HA I'M OVER HERE DYING ok it wasnt that funny but it was funny

2007-06-15 09:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 2 2

Very funny lol.

2007-06-15 19:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0 1

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is to funnt took a min but i got it

2007-06-15 09:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by *Chocalate Drop* 3 · 1 2

i take it didnt want to get weighed but something else

2007-06-15 10:02:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

that took me while to get

2007-06-15 10:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Vampire Duck 5 · 1 2

Ok, I'll admit it... it took me a minute! But that's funny!!!

2007-06-15 09:35:02 · answer #10 · answered by Sunshine 6 · 2 3

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