As I nervously kill time before my job interview....
:)
2007-06-15 09:17:35 · 22 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you were an animal what would you be? Now be specific.
Do you work best alone or in a team? Come on. Be honest.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? In a Millineum?
How do you feel about working overtime?
How do you handle criticism?
2007-06-15 09:59:32 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask Him if He had a valid driver's license because I wouldn't want some guy who might not be able to show up for work if He couldn't find someone to drive Him that day. I don't think He could opt for public transportation because inevitably, someone would not give up his/her seat on the subway and then He'd get peeved and first thing you know, we'd have locusts all over the city. The litter is bad enough, but locusts would be just a bit much, don't you think?
Good luck on the job interview!
2007-06-15 16:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So it says here you are an all knowing being
what number am I thinking of?
good luck wit your interview hope you get it climb to the top and throw monkeys at the little people
2007-06-15 16:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'd congratulate him for being the greatest hide and seek champion of all time. Then I'd ask him who often I could expect to see him show up for work.
Good luck on your interview.
2007-06-15 16:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I notice here that you have had a history of being vindictive and judge-mental.
In today's workplace we can not allow that. Have you completed some type of anger management program?
by the way- lots of luck of the interview! let us know how it goes!!!
2007-06-15 16:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Forget God.. how about you?
Remember, you are interviewing THEM too.. get some good questions together whose answers will reflect what you're looking for in the company that's lucky enough to hire you.
Best of luck, my friend! You'll be GREAT!
I'd ask God 'What qualifies you for my worship? what's in it for me?" ;)
2007-06-15 16:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Kallan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As this is a management level position, you will need to delegate tasks effectively. How are you at communicating with those who serve under you?
2007-06-15 19:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say "Our health insurance won't cover your son unless he's a full time student or under age 25."
I would also ask, "Why did you leave your last job?"
2007-06-15 16:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by quirky 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give the Creator a job interview?
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
2007-06-15 16:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by 1saintofGod 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
So if things aren't necessarily going your way, we won't have to worry about any sort of wrath or plagues, right? Can I get that in writing?
2007-06-15 16:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋