Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make progress with any of the girls, so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.
"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing those baggy swim trunks that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside. I'm telling you, you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his new Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's even worse than before. Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the life-guard again and ask him:
"What's wrong now?"
"Dude!" says the lifeguard: "The potato goes at the front!"
2007-06-15 08:50:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Honey, you crack me up! I always have to get my daily dose of your jokes, I usually don't leave a comment but always a star! Thanks for making me laugh today and everyday!
2007-06-15 09:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Letting Quality superstars with tonnes of potential and pulling power leave the company so easily and overlooking the big picture and concentrating on the bottom line. For example Brock Lesner was an exceptional talent was still young had a good 10 years in him and they just send him on his way, i know he got out of his contract but the WWE should have made more of an effort to keep him. Kurt Angle is another class act, quite easily the best wrestler at the time and he walks to TNA?? Why in gods name did vince not offer him some sort of incentive to stay? Booker T also had a great character and should have been looked after just like some others when it comes to drug test *COUGH TRIPLE H* Bobby Lashley was an awesome prospect let go, and the WCW boys, Goldberg the f%@ked that monumentally, although after watching Armageddon 2003 just recently i did notice goldbergs lack of creativity in the ring but come on he was a massive name and under used and let go far to easily, he had more pulling power than Triple H and during the Triple threat with Kane and the Game it was obvious from the sounding of his music till Triple H winning the title that the fans came to see Goldberg over anyone else. So why was he allowed to walk so easily? And apart from the obvious other WWE mistakes i believe that having Rey Mysterio Vs Batista 3 or 4 weeks in a row on Smackdown as the main event to be an complete and utter joke considering the fought each other at the PPVs also!!! like come on over doing it much??
2016-05-21 03:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by evan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was me in my previous life... A touch of Honey in the morning is the top of the day .. Tea??? or Hmmmmm...
I pre warned you.. Have a beautiful day my friend as I will..
because of your mood alterating ... generosity... Thank You..
2007-06-15 22:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha here is a star
Thanks for the laugh. I laughed my head off
2007-06-15 08:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by Olderwiser 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL, thats funny! It reminds me of the hot lifegaurd at the pool in my town. YUMMY. lol..
Star for you.
2007-06-15 10:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by The BecaNATOR 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How funny is that what happened you lol (only joking)
2007-06-15 08:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by den 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-06-15 08:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by Zachary F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. That's a good one!
2007-06-15 08:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! That's hella funny!!! I gotta tell my friends now.
2007-06-15 09:27:07 · answer #9 · answered by Roxy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, Honey, you have really brightened up my day. Have another star.
2007-06-15 09:03:56 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋