The last time I was visited by the JW's they handed me a pamphlet explaining why Jesus was not divine. I had myself a Bible study, after that. I dug up every reference to Christ's and Messiah's divinity in the whole book. Had like five pages of references to support it. I was SO ready for 'em; I was gonna take them to Sunday school! They didn't come back...
2007-06-15 08:35:46
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answered by hoff_mom 4
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Most missionaries don't make it to the fourth floor, but some Jehovah's Witnesses did one time. I could counter any point in the Bible that they made with a contradicting one (also in the Bible). Funny, they haven't come back.
2007-06-15 15:37:13
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answered by Robin W 7
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I would open the door, but I would just tell them that I don't share the same beliefs as them and kindly close the door. Then I would release the hounds. Just kidding on the last part.
2007-06-15 16:48:47
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answered by Moxie! 6
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Heres a true story I let the JW's in for tea one day, tole them my version of the way I had been led by the Lord and when they left they came back the next day with one of their elders to hear my story,you barely see them on the streets anymore...interesting to me anyway
2007-06-15 15:38:30
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answered by Anonymous
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I haven't had a visit from one since 1992...seriously...
I have a very large dog, which looks ferocious and barks when someone comes to the door...so, if they should visit...I will just let my dog stay in the room...they can decide to leave, or come in...however, if they come in, my dog will simply smell their crotch and walk away.
2007-06-15 15:38:03
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answered by G.C. 5
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Yes because I am polite. I tell them I don't share thier faith. If they still won't leave I very nicely offer to call the police for trespassing.
2007-06-15 15:41:46
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answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7
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No. And if they persist I tell them I am in the Witness protection program and to just leave me alone.
2007-06-15 15:35:06
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answered by nycguy10002 7
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eye tel dem 2 lurn 2 spel.
2007-06-15 15:36:31
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answered by vince_the_bat 2
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When they come to the door I immediately take out my tool and wave it at them.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2007-06-15 15:35:30
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answered by ♥Satan♥Lord♥of♥Flames♥ 3
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yes and then i say im methodist
2007-06-15 15:33:49
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answered by Anonymous
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