Not meaning to be contentious I just thought it was a funny observation
2007-06-15 07:42:10 · 26 answers · asked by Senator John McClain 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Good one!
There are a lot of sour pusses in here that can't take a joke! lighten up folks, Its Frrriiiiiiiddddddddddaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!
2007-06-15 07:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Offenzalot 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The theory of evolution does not state we evolved from Monkeys. It states that we evolved from a common very early ancestor which is not in any way shape or form the same thing. If you are going to debate evolution at least have a basic understanding of the theory. Whether you believe the theory or not at least find out what it really says.
Not to mention this ridiculous comment/question is made at least hundred times a day.
Jocularity is no disguise for ignorance.
2007-06-15 14:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by Fluffy Wisdom 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh great, bring up this old wound again. My stupid seamonkeys didn't ride bikes or play tennis. They didn't do a thing all day except swim then die. Over 30 years ago, and I'm still angry!! I mean, I spent tooth fairy money on those things!! I demand a refund!
2007-06-15 14:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh wait! From an evolutionary standpoint. Its... seamonkey "like" creatures who will evolve into seahumans.
2007-06-15 14:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by F'sho 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sea monkeys are actually a kind of shrimp. Crustaceans are on the arthropod branch of the tree of life, and we're on the vertebrate (fish-descended) tree of life.
Apricot: chimpanzees are not monkeys. They are apes. And we are descended from apes, as that "common ancestor" of chimps and humans was an anthropoid ape.
2007-06-15 14:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by evolver 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this has got to be the most ridiculous question Ive seen so far. No sea monkeys are related to shrimp. Do your research before you make yourself look bad on answers.
2007-06-15 14:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by Loki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HUMANS didn't evolve from monkeys, humans share a common ancestor with monkeys.
2007-06-15 14:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by Mög T.H.E. Tormentor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, or why haven't monkey puzzle trees evolved in human puzzle trees?
2007-06-15 14:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by like a BOSS 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sea monkeys evolved into Mermaids and Mermen. I know that's true because I saw the movie "Splash" . . . !
2007-06-15 14:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
sea monkeys are shrimp. not monkeys.mind you, perhaps it just requires the addition on human dna like in that episode of south park where cartman put " seamen" in with his sea monkeys and they developed a nuclear civilisation
2007-06-15 14:47:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no darling, because if you understood evolution properly you would understand that humans did not evolve from chimpanzees, but rather we shared a common ancestor; and each species evolved differently
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Chimps Humans
2007-06-15 14:45:35 · answer #11 · answered by Apricot 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋