I am an atheist... But at this point I'll try anything. Any prayers please, god, satan, budha, krishna, teletubbies...ANYTHING people please!
2007-06-15 05:59:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear Lord in place of this evening`s prayer here is a short list of people that I would like struck by lightening.
P.S. If you should see Santa would you ask him if there is any news on my bike.
Amen
2007-06-15 11:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well being a Theravada Buddhist I don't pray to the Buddha and I can't really ask for anything as the Buddha doesn't intervene. It's up to me and I have to be mindful of my intentions but.........get the MF's out of there for heaven sake's!!!!!!!
And for those of you who actually support this administration and are Christian......THINK about these things:
This administration has condoned the torture of men and women who remain without charge at Gitmo
Only 10 people have been charged with any crime at all with no convictions.....NOT ONE CONVICTION and they are still being tortured
What about EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION backed by this administration. Remember the man from Canada who was kidnapped by the U.S. and then sent to Egypt where he was tortured for 2 years and WAS INNOCENT!
What about the Patriot act which violates your rights as a private citizen.....on and on and on......We have never been safe......WHY haven't they got Osama Bin Laden yet? Because the Bush family happens to be friends with his family! FACTS........NO WMD'S but we invade a country that had NOTHING to do with 9/11. The terrorists were not from Iraq! They are from Saudi Arabia!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-15 13:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Yogini 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear God,
Please expose christianity for the farce that it is and make all who believed in it's lies and persecuted the poor in spirit through it's beliefs be brought to heavy shame and justice. Thank you God for helping me to see your light and not be cast in the darkness of religious brainwashing.
2007-06-15 13:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by NONAME 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There haven't been any repeats of 9/11 on US soil, and the Bush administration (for all its faults) is the big reason why.
My prayer is that you show a little more gratitude to them for that.
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2007-06-15 13:05:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Psalm 109:8 is the best Christian prayer. Find it here:
http://www.BibleGateway.com
2007-06-15 13:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You may be going about it the wrong way. God can heal the things wrong in our nation and our world.
2Chronicles 7:14
"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."
2007-06-15 13:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How 'bout, pray for all the oil to dry up...that way we get rid of both bush's.
2007-06-15 13:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by Cupid Stunt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must pray to Nancy Pelosi and you must shout "Hey! Get off your *** and do something to redeem this laughing-stock country!"
2007-06-15 13:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by ickyimp 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first pray for bill clinton and his gang to go to prision for treason. clinton and sandy burgler should go first...they both facilitated the wholesale transfer of top secret missile guidance systems from loral space in exchange for millions of campaign cash for the 1996 election cycle..prior to that transfer china could not only, not launch their long range missiles without failure. but they could not target US Cities! now they can! loral space, bernie schwartz, clinton and berger should go first...those same nuke tipped missiles have been given to north korea with the tech also transfered to iran! thanks bill clinton! historical fact. nothing to do with right or left wing or any party. historical fact.
2007-06-15 13:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
it would take the FAT, lazy, ignorant, stupid american to get off their FAT, lazy, ignorant, stupid azzes and actually demand the impeachment and imprisonment of bush and his ruthless gang...
by because 90.34924029530495 % of americans are FAT, lazy, ignorant, stupid, the impeachment and imprisonment will never happen...
**** bush... he's going to hell with his ruthless gang...
God is the Ultimate judge and Our Creator will have the best and correct sentence for bush !!!
2007-06-15 13:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋