A woman left work late and headed straight for the bars, seeing that all of her friends had already left she took a seat, ordered a martini, and sat alone.
After her second martini the most stunning man she had ever seen took a seat next to her and ordered her a third martini. A couple martinis and a lot of flirting later the man leaned in and said
"I'll do anything you want me to do for $50 dollars"
The woman replied quite devastatingly "You're a prostitute? Oh dear, I'm not that kind of woman"
The male prostitute bought her another drink and told her to think about it. After 20 minutes she agreed.
"Ok, I'll do anything you want for $50, ANYTHIIIING, however, you must be able to tell me what you want in only 3 words"
after thinking reeeeeeeeeeeal hard about it she wrote down three words on a napkin, tucked it into his front pocket, and glided out the front door.
the man unfolded the piece of paper, and read the contents:
"Clean my house"
2007-06-15 05:27:32 · 8 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
2007-06-15 05:30:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it better when it is reversed and the man says paint my house
2007-06-15 05:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by Smokey. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. And a heck of a deal, too!!
2007-06-15 05:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Little Miss Can't Be Wrong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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that was so funny that it made me LOL!!!!
2007-06-15 05:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL. I think that is what most women would want.
2007-06-15 05:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd "clean her house".
2007-06-15 05:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry will do! never say your wish is my command, you never know what someone will want!!
2016-05-21 02:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES.....
2007-06-15 07:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by freed1one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋