A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from the bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, finally finding her husband in the basement,crouched in the corner, facing the wall and sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you or spend the next twenty years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So what?"
"Well I would have been a free man today."
2007-06-15 04:02:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star for you.
2007-06-15 04:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by LoveBeingAMum 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-17 08:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by coriolan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2007-06-15 04:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by King of Biscuits 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same old jokes get posted again and again on here. Will anybody ever think of anything original?
2007-06-15 04:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Love it.xx
2007-06-15 04:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of the joke and I liked it.
2007-06-15 04:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-06-15 04:22:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really cute!
2007-06-15 04:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good.
2007-06-15 04:10:18 · answer #9 · answered by anjodan71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these days you get less for murder!!!
lol anyway!
2007-06-15 04:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by louie3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋