A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey motioned "kissing."
"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
2007-06-15 03:32:51 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.
2007-06-15 03:33:11 · update #1
Hilarious....I've heard it before and laughed hard then too.....I like it!!!
2007-06-15 03:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by Keith...aka Rook 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a song called three little monkeys' jumping on the bed. by the way thats insane, does the officer used drugs or something.
2007-06-23 03:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by eskarina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 21:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terribly hilarious and excruciatingly insane! That definitely deserves a star.
2007-06-22 05:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by Poison Ivy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Hilarious! The monkey was dirving, lol.
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2007-06-15 04:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insanely halerious
2007-06-21 15:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by tincerbell101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Note to self, don't have that monkey drive anymore, use the chimp...
2007-06-15 04:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!! star 4 u
2007-06-22 04:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by мαɢɢιє 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing-that was an unforeseeable ending coming out of left field! loved it!
2007-06-22 16:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. u get a star
2007-06-21 14:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I thought that was funny...You get a star.
2007-06-22 12:05:41 · answer #11 · answered by justforfriends 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋