Craig Ferguson reported that German squirrels were attacking. This is frightening because we all know how German squirrels can be, right? I think we should form an army of American squirrels and form an alliance with British squirrels. The Italian squirrels will eventually change sides, but they will start off on the wrong side at the beginning of the war. As to the French squirrels, even though as a precaution they have already surrendered, when we liberate Paris our American squirrels can drink their wine and cheese and enjoy the "company" of their lady squirrels if they bring them nylons and chocolate covered macademia nuts. How about it? An army of American squirrels? USA! USA! USA!
2007-06-15
02:54:13
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Paul Hxyz
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