The pope was coming into town to eat dinner at the local Monastery. Brother John realized they needed somethin really good to eat so he sent Brother Andrew down to the lake to catch something. Upon reeling in a huge fish the local fisherman said: "Thats one big sum'***** you caught there!" Brother Andrew said "Sir, please, your language." The fisherman, a bit embarassed, replied"Oh no I'm sorry but thats the name of the fish!" So Brother Andrew said "Oh, well then yeah that is a nice sum'*****!" He took the fish to the cook and said "Hey I need you to fry this sum'***** up!" The cook looked mortified and Brother Andrew said "Oh I'm sorry, sum'***** is the name of the fish." The cook responded "Oh well I'll just fry that sum'***** up!" Dinner roles around and the Pope stands and asks "What kind of fish is this?" Brother Andrew replies "Well that there is a sum'*****!" Brother John is totally embarassed when the pope nudges him and says "You know, you motherfukkers are alright!"
2007-06-15
02:27:58
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Ok I realize this isnt as good as the first one, Is this the best joke ever? is my original question and it's hilarious.
2007-06-15
02:34:06 ·
update #1