A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM."
Signed, "The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed inside the bag with the cash was the following note....
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
2007-06-15 01:14:02 · 8 answers · asked by HELOW BUDDY 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am going to tell my wife to dye her hair. I just can't take it anymore.
2007-06-15 01:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but i thought the ppl will only give money if you KIDNAPPED their child? the blonde send him home =.= not funny man =.=
2007-06-15 02:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by raccoongals 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. nice one. Just a question, are blonde people really like that or they are just stereotyped?
2007-06-15 01:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! ...even though im a blonde 2!
2007-06-15 02:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by lAUREN!â?¥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man walks into a bar.
ouch.
2007-06-15 01:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's a SHORT joke, I'd hate to see a long one, but it is funny!
2007-06-15 01:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by Beatle fanatic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard of that one. Thanks for the smile though.
2007-06-15 01:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL Thanks for helping me not to fall asleep.
2007-06-15 01:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋