2007-06-15 00:45:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment ➔ Other - Environment
When you know who lets me!
2007-06-15 01:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by fletchfredarnie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being 700 lbs. my options are limited. While I have everything I need here, including a microwave on my headboard, a spacious refrigerator next to the bed, an X-Box, and a lettuce box full of Thai ladyboy DVDs, I imagine there will come a day when I have to leave this shangrila to have my bedsores tended to by someone who won't vomit on me and make them worse than they are. When that day comes, I'm guessing Mauri Povich will show up with a wrecking crew to tear out one of my bedroom walls so they can load me onto a flatbed trailer. While I'll be grateful for this, I will summon the strength to punch him in the nose with my ham-sized fist for his sadistic treatment of the girl with the pickle phobia. He was obviously enjoying himself. What a dick. He'll probably make fun of me, too. On second thought, hopefully I'll be rescued by Pee-Wee Herman. I can count on that dude to bring some ice cream, too.
2007-06-16 03:48:33 · answer #2 · answered by Charles Whitman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so easy! Here are the steps:
1) open the door of the room.
2)walk out of the room.
3)turn and close the door
2007-06-15 07:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by sally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To leave the room, I will first have to extract myself from my huge bean bag. I adore the comfort, but will admit it's become more difficult as the years pass to get up and out of it. (Okay -- I'm 57) Can't give it up tho, it's just too perfect for computing. Once I've rolled over onto my knees, and risen to a vertical stance, I will take my dog and walk out the door.
2007-06-15 09:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kim A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way as we change the world budddy, one step at a time. And as we walk we call desperatley to those around us imploring them to join in our steps that we may all 'leave this room' as you say and enter the better world that awaits as a result of our actions.
CS
2007-06-15 17:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by C S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with a jetpack on my back, through a inter-dimensional vortex that will appear in the corner, and having a box of cookie crisp under my arm.
2007-06-16 02:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by capnskull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with a sigh
carrying a load of books and papers balancing a mug of tea
into class
2007-06-15 07:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by wizard bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soberly..... Unfortunately. Ask again in 6 hours though!
2007-06-15 07:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I'll transport myself though the screen hey...
2007-06-15 07:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by Blair Waldorf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the same mess as usual.
2007-06-15 07:53:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
backwards....on all fours probably.....i have this thing, you know...have to do everything backward's,4's backwards, 4's with the captain crunch., crunch.....c.c. ONE DAY I WILL BE ABLE TO LEAVE THIS ROOM.......AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-16 02:34:57 · answer #11 · answered by shcorrine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋