2007-06-15 00:14:43 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
just finish your sentence , behave yourself and dont get in trouble again...
can i be your jail bird?
2007-06-15 00:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very easily. What you must do first, is get charged and convicted under the anti-terrorist laws of England. This will mean a pretty hefty sentence after they've sniffed at your large bag of white powder, which you plan to explode in slow motion somewhere.
Okay - once you are securely banged up in prison, you now have the option of living the life of a slightly but not exaggerated lunatic.
When you have convinced the prison authorities that you are 'nuts', they will then transfer you to a nut-house, which does not have bars. When you go to the loos, simply jump out of the window and run off.
Don't worry, no one will be guarding the gate, just walk on through and catch the next bus running by.
Good luck! Oh yeah, one more thing, head for Pakistan, it's safer there.
2007-06-15 09:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a story once where in a federal prison some escaped by making an escape ladder from dental floss.
And i have also heard of escapees getting out in mail or rubbish collection.
2007-06-15 07:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by Part Time Cynic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need help from the outside -
Smuggle in any weapons you can, overtake the staff, hijack a laundry, food etc. lorry to get through the main gate.
In 1983, 38 political prisoners escaped from the notorious and brutal Maze this way.
2007-06-15 08:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by gortamor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about have someone float a hot air ballon out in the the prison yard, have them lower a rope ladder and climb up. The hard part is getting out of your cell. Watch Superman II and it will give you the details on getting out of your cell.
2007-06-15 09:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by Steven L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Helicopter and rope ladder or pole vault is my favourite. Even better still - Just commit your crime in Britain and you probably won't get sent to prison in the first place!
2007-06-15 07:20:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carefully
2007-06-15 07:25:36 · answer #7 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Michael Schoefield for help :D
You people are stupid. UK prisons are not a cushy holiday. I've studied them enough to know that. You obviously read tabloids.
2007-06-15 09:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by quierounvaquero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a really high priced Lawyer... He will have you out in no time. Or if your name is Paris make the Warden your buddy.
2007-06-15 07:30:44 · answer #9 · answered by Michael N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a rock hammer and a picture of Rita Hayworth
2007-06-15 07:16:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dig a tunnel, climb over the wall, walk out, disguise yourself.
2007-06-15 07:24:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋